[000:00:11;578] NARRATOR:
[000:00:11;578] Ah, beautiful springtime.
[000:00:14;881] A time of fun and frolic
[000:00:14;881] for most...
[000:00:18;318] but not for this poor slob.
[000:00:20;320] Oh, what
[000:00:20;320] a beautiful day.
[000:00:22;856] And here I am
[000:00:24;390] trapped in a prison
[000:00:24;390] of high cholesterol.
[000:00:27;293] ( bell dings )
[000:00:28;428] Oh! No one ever comes in
[000:00:28;428] on Sunday.
[000:00:30;831] ( bell dings )
[000:00:32;065] Oh! Why can't Mr. Krabs
[000:00:32;065] just let us go home?
[000:00:34;901] ( bell dings )
[000:00:35;836] Oh...!
[000:00:36;903] ( dings )
[000:00:37;904] ( giggling )
[000:00:39;372] SpongeBob, stop ringing
[000:00:39;372] this bell.
[000:00:41;675] I was just testing it.
[000:00:43;309] I will ring the bell
[000:00:43;309] when there's an order.
[000:00:46;246] But...
[000:00:47;247] there's no customers!
[000:00:49;516] There hasn't been one all day
[000:00:49;516] and there isn't going to be any!
[000:00:52;953] Ooh...!
[000:00:52;953] ( bell dings )
[000:00:54;021] One Krabby Patty coming up!
[000:00:56;222] No... oof!
[000:00:57;724] ( clattering )
[000:00:59;459] That sounds like
[000:00:59;459] me money dropping.
[000:01:02;295] What's going on
[000:01:02;295] out here?!
[000:01:04;330] My babies!
[000:01:05;632] Get away, barbarian!
[000:01:07;534] What have you done?
[000:01:09;302] Nice clean money... soiled!
[000:01:11;838] I'll take care of you.
[000:01:13;940] Papa clean you up.
[000:01:15;108] Clear the way!
[000:01:16;877] No, no, no,
[000:01:16;877] don't cry, little ones.
[000:01:19;312] What's wrong,
[000:01:19;312] Mr. Krabs?
[000:01:23;483] Me dime!
[000:01:28;188] Oh...
[000:01:31;391] No...!
[000:01:34;761] I got it, boy.
[000:01:36;296] What the...?
[000:01:37;731] It's stuck!
[000:01:39;099] You got to help me,
[000:01:39;099] SpongeBob!
[000:01:41;134] You've got to let go
[000:01:41;134] of the dime.
[000:01:43;469] I can think
[000:01:43;469] of ten good reasons
[000:01:45;672] to never let go
[000:01:45;672] of a dime, boy.
[000:01:47;874] There's got to be
[000:01:47;874] another way!
[000:01:50;010] Grab me captain's
[000:01:50;010] quarters and heave!
[000:01:52;746] ( both grunting )
[000:01:55;048] ( grunting )
[000:01:57;483] Me arms...!
[000:01:59;419] Oh, no, not again!
[000:02:01;421] ( grunts )
[000:02:02;823] ( clanging and grunting )
[000:02:10;697] ( groans )
[000:02:13;466] ( clink )
[000:02:14;467] ( groans )
[000:02:19;606] Wait...
[000:02:20;640] Squidward...
[000:02:21;674] I'm putting you
[000:02:21;674] in charge
[000:02:22;876] of things around here
[000:02:22;876] while I'm gone.
[000:02:26;046] You can count on me, sir!
[000:02:29;716] Take care, hurry back.
[000:02:31;451] Get well soon.
[000:02:32;552] You're in our thoughts.
[000:02:34;054] Takes more muscles to
[000:02:34;054] frown than to smile.
[000:02:36;757] Okay, SpongeBob,
[000:02:36;757] let's get down to business.
[000:02:41;027] My first official act
[000:02:41;027] as new manager
[000:02:44;264] is to give you
[000:02:44;264] a promotion.
[000:02:46;666] Oh! Really?
[000:02:47;834] You get to run
[000:02:47;834] the cash register.
[000:02:51;738] The cash register...?
[000:02:53;640] Wow!
[000:02:55;208] Squidward, who's going to
[000:02:55;208] work the grill?
[000:02:57;844] You are-- it's part
[000:02:57;844] of the promotion
[000:02:57;844] I mentioned earlier.
[000:03:01;414] You'll be wearing
[000:03:01;414] two hats now.
[000:03:03;483] You're going to
[000:03:03;483] take the orders
[000:03:05;752] then you're going to
[000:03:05;752] make them!
[000:03:08;088] Oh...
[000:03:09;923] This is the best day of my life.
[000:03:12;259] Me, too.
[000:03:14;027] But wait, if I'm running
[000:03:14;027] the register and the grill
[000:03:16;763] what are you going to do?
[000:03:18;165] I've got some
[000:03:18;165] very important
[000:03:20;066] boss-like
[000:03:20;066] errands to run.
[000:03:21;734] See you later.
[000:03:22;769] Squidward!
[000:03:23;837] What?
[000:03:24;504] You forgot
[000:03:25;505] to teach me how to use...
[000:03:26;873] the cash register...
[000:03:30;543] You push the button
[000:03:30;543] and put the money inside.
[000:03:33;980] Okay, you're on your own.
[000:03:36;016] I can't believe
[000:03:36;016] this is really happening.
[000:03:40;320] Today I start living!
[000:03:42;689] Well, Squidward, you've really
[000:03:42;689] outdone yourself this time.
[000:03:47;294] A beautiful day of relaxing
[000:03:47;294] and pampering... with pay.
[000:03:51;597] Hmm... guess I do feel
[000:03:51;597] kind of bad
[000:03:54;201] for poor little SpongeBob
[000:03:56;236] all by his lonesome...
[000:03:58;638] Oh, oh, it will pass.
[000:03:59;940] He's probably just
[000:03:59;940] standing at the register
[000:04:02;642] with that stupid grin
[000:04:02;642] on his face.
[000:04:04;845] Hey, SpongeBob!
[000:04:06;012] Hey, Patrick!
[000:04:07;247] Hey, SpongeBob
[000:04:08;448] could you give me
[000:04:08;448] change for a quarter?
[000:04:11;017] No problem!
[000:04:13;419] Here you go!
[000:04:14;520] Thanks!
[000:04:15;621] I forgot to tell him
[000:04:16;990] how to make change! Oh...!
[000:04:18;791] Sponge...
[000:04:20;426] Bob...
[000:04:23;296] Hmm... Phew.
[000:04:26;032] Hi, Squidward.
[000:04:26;032] All done with those errands?
[000:04:28;068] No, I am not.
[000:04:29;269] I just remembered
[000:04:30;871] I needed change
[000:04:30;871] for this dollar.
[000:04:33;773] Do you want four quarters
[000:04:35;175] or ten dimes, or 20 nickels,
[000:04:35;175] or 100 pennies
[000:04:37;443] or one quarter, three dimes,
[000:04:37;443] seven nickels and ten pennies
[000:04:40;480] or, if you give me a five-dollar
[000:04:40;480] bill, your options are...
[000:04:43;483] All right! Goodbye.
[000:04:45;886] This is great.
[000:04:48;321] My day off, no worries,
[000:04:48;321] just relaxation.
[000:04:52;058] I'm the boss, I deserve this.
[000:04:54;861] Ah...
[000:04:56;429] ( thinking ):
[000:04:56;429] Everything will be fine.
[000:04:58;932] There won't be
[000:04:58;932] any customers today anyway.
[000:05:01;968] He'll probably just
[000:05:01;968] stand there bored. ( chuckles )
[000:05:05;438] SpongeBob, bored. ( chuckles )
[000:05:08;909] Uh... getting kind of bored.
[000:05:11;411] Ah... ( snoring )
[000:05:20;053] Aah, ooh!
[000:05:21;154] ( puffing )
[000:05:23;290] ( gibbering )
[000:05:28;328] Oh, what am I doing?
[000:05:30;030] I am wasting valuable relaxing
[000:05:30;030] time, that's what I'm doing!
[000:05:34;801] I mean, really,
[000:05:34;801] what are the odds?
[000:05:37;570] SpongeBob setting
[000:05:37;570] the Krusty Krab on fire?
[000:05:40;807] ( laughs )
[000:05:42;542] ( siren wailing )
[000:05:44;110] Aah!
[000:05:45;178] ( panting )
[000:05:53;920] May I help you, sir?
[000:05:55;922] It's me, you dunce!
[000:05:57;890] Oh, hi, Squidward!
[000:05:59;225] How are those errands going?
[000:06:01;328] What's that supposed to mean?
[000:06:03;229] I'm very busy.
[000:06:04;364] I'm sure you are.
[000:06:05;531] I don't like your tone.
[000:06:08;234] ( higher-pitched ):
[000:06:08;234] I'm sure you are.
[000:06:10;103] ( normal voice ):
[000:06:10;103] How's that?
[000:06:11;471] Just do your jobs!
[000:06:12;638] Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles.
[000:06:16;609] ( muttering )
[000:06:18;011] Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs
[000:06:18;011] put him in charge.
[000:06:24;384] Must... re... lax!
[000:06:29;922] ( sighs )
[000:06:30;857] Look at yourself.
[000:06:31;992] You're losing your bluish glow.
[000:06:34;361] Stop worrying so much.
[000:06:36;029] Now, repeat after me.
[000:06:37;897] You will not go back
[000:06:37;897] to the Krusty Krab.
[000:06:41;234] I will destroy the Krusty Krab!
[000:06:43;403] Aah!
[000:06:46;539] SpongeBob!
[000:06:48;108] Have you finished...?
[000:06:48;841] No!
[000:06:49;509] That's it!
[000:06:51;244] No matter what sick fantasies
[000:06:51;244] run through my mind
[000:06:53;913] I will not go back
[000:06:53;913] to that restaurant!
[000:06:58;918] ( panting )
[000:07:01;821] Have you finished those errands?
[000:07:04;491] ( panting )
[000:07:07;027] ( panting )
[000:07:09;595] Have you finished those errands?
[000:07:11;231] ( panting )
[000:07:13;666] Have you finished
[000:07:13;666] those errands?
[000:07:15;468] ( panting )
[000:07:16;469] Have you finished those errands?
[000:07:18;104] ( panting )
[000:07:19;005] Have you finished
[000:07:20;373] those errands?
[000:07:22;375] Have you finished
[000:07:22;375] those errands?
[000:07:25;011] Have you finished
[000:07:25;011] those errands?
[000:07:26;646] Have you finished
[000:07:26;646] those errands?
[000:07:28;248] Errands, errands...
[000:07:29;249] Errands, errands, errands...
[000:07:31;451] Have you finished those errands?
[000:07:33;019] Have you finished those errands?
[000:07:34;720] Have you finished those errands?
[000:07:36;156] No, I am not finished
[000:07:36;156] with those errands
[000:07:38;358] and I never will be,
[000:07:38;358] so quit checking up on me!
[000:07:40;960] I know what you're up to.
[000:07:42;595] Forcing me to come back here
[000:07:42;595] every time you mess up!
[000:07:45;865] But I haven't...
[000:07:46;566] Maybe you haven't
[000:07:47;633] messed up yet
[000:07:48;634] but you will.
[000:07:49;902] You will...
[000:07:51;304] And when you do,
[000:07:51;304] I'll be there.
[000:07:55;041] I'll be there!
[000:07:56;709] ( laughing wildly )
[000:07:58;911] Gosh, Squidward
[000:07:58;911] sure is a hard worker.
[000:08:01;948] He makes me proud
[000:08:01;948] to wear these hats.
[000:08:11;491] There! Now I'll have to stay
[000:08:11;491] here and enjoy myself!
[000:08:14;294] ( laughs )
[000:08:15;661] I'm not even going to think
[000:08:15;661] about you-know-who
[000:08:18;398] at the you-know-what
[000:08:18;398] doing I-don't-care.
[000:08:20;800] ( laughs )
[000:08:21;901] Just gonna... relax.
[000:08:28;541] Let Squid's day off... begin.
[000:08:32;645] ( SpongeBob laughing )
[000:08:34;013] What was that?
[000:08:35;415] ( SpongeBob laughing )
[000:08:36;983] It's SpongeBob.
[000:08:38;884] He's spying on me to see if I'm
[000:08:38;884] really doing errands. ( laughs )
[000:08:43;590] But he left his post.
[000:08:43;590] ( laughs )
[000:08:45;858] And I've finally caught him
[000:08:45;858] messing up. ( laughs )
[000:08:49;362] Aha! I caught you, Sponge...
[000:08:53;666] Branch.
[000:08:55;335] ( scratches like
[000:08:55;335] SpongeBob laughing )
[000:08:59;472] Ha... here's the rubber duck
[000:08:59;472] Mr. Krabs wanted me to get.
[000:09:03;643] I got you now!
[000:09:05;512] Wait till Mr. Krabs
[000:09:05;512] finds out you're a... toilet.
[000:09:08;648] You're losing it, Squidward.
[000:09:11;451] Calm down.
[000:09:12;619] If I let this get to me again
[000:09:14;387] I'll just end up running down
[000:09:14;387] to the Krusty Krab
[000:09:17;089] bursting through the front door
[000:09:19;058] up to that yellow headache,
[000:09:19;058] SpongeBob, and he'll say...
[000:09:22;195] Hi, Squidward.
[000:09:23;363] Are you finished with
[000:09:23;363] those errands yet?
[000:09:25;231] Aha!
[000:09:26;932] I know you're in here.
[000:09:29;835] ( gasps )
[000:09:33;105] He's headed back
[000:09:33;105] to the Krusty Krab!
[000:09:36;276] I'll beat him there!
[000:09:38;178] ( panting )
[000:09:39;779] I've got you now, SpongeBob!
[000:09:41;947] Hey, put
[000:09:41;947] some clothes on!
[000:09:44;551] The truth will be revealed!
[000:09:47;220] Whoa-ho,
[000:09:47;220] right on, Squidward!
[000:09:49;622] Okay, Mr. Krabs.
[000:09:51;123] Get plenty of rest
[000:09:52;625] and if things
[000:09:52;625] don't seem right,
[000:09:52;625] come back.
[000:09:54;794] Thanks, Doc.
[000:09:55;995] ( laughing wildly )
[000:09:56;996] SpongeBob, you can't...
[000:10:03;336] ( laughing wildly )
[000:10:04;437] Aha!
[000:10:06;105] I caught you now!
[000:10:07;973] You didn't think I knew
[000:10:09;576] you were a stick
[000:10:09;576] outside my window! Ha!
[000:10:12;078] Or the toilet in my bathroom!
[000:10:14;080] And then you were
[000:10:14;080] in my bathtub, and I...
[000:10:16;849] and you... and I...
[000:10:18;651] and then you... swam...
[000:10:18;651] down the drain...
[000:10:22;422] and... beat me
[000:10:22;422] to the Krusty Krab.
[000:10:25;458] Uh, does that
[000:10:25;458] mean you're...?
[000:10:27;493] Yes, SpongeBob.
[000:10:29;262] I am finished
[000:10:29;262] with those errands.
[000:10:33;032] I guess I want to take
[000:10:33;032] my place back
[000:10:35;935] at the cash register.
[000:10:37;737] I really do.
[000:10:39;972] Then you might want to
[000:10:39;972] put these on.
[000:10:47;813] Hmm...
[000:10:49;415] Hey, Squidward, you know what?
[000:10:50;950] Look, we forgot to switch
[000:10:50;950] the "Closed" sign to "Open."
[000:10:57;022] It's almost like we could have
[000:10:57;022] taken the whole day off!
[000:11:01;294] ( laughing )