[000:00:14;615] ( ticking )
[000:00:16;650] Wait for it...
[000:00:22;122] ( stops ticking )
[000:00:29;096] COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
[000:00:35;502] Another day, another migraine.
[000:00:37;604] ( laughs sheepishly )
[000:00:38;739] Mi...
[000:00:39;940] COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
[000:00:43;576] ...graine.
[000:00:46;412] ( sighs )
[000:00:47;580] Isn't it great
[000:00:49;249] working at
[000:00:49;249] the Krusty Krab,
[000:00:49;249] Squidward?
[000:00:51;785] Huh? Isn't it?
[000:00:52;819] Working here?
[000:00:53;920] Yeah, great.
[000:00:54;988] Yeah.
[000:00:54;988] Yeah.
[000:00:56;322] Oh, yeah.
[000:00:56;322] Yes!
[000:00:57;323] Hold that thought,
[000:00:57;323] Squidward.
[000:00:58;925] I'm due in the parking lot
[000:00:58;925] for early morning litter patrol.
[000:01:02;162] May Neptune shine brightly
[000:01:02;162] on my harvest.
[000:01:04;297] ( laughs )
[000:01:07;768] Litter.
[000:01:09;302] Looks like someone
[000:01:09;302] missed the trash basket,
[000:01:11;571] huh, Mr. Candy Wrapper?
[000:01:12;873] Kids these days.
[000:01:14;908] ( gasps )
[000:01:16;810] I've never seen
[000:01:16;810] such an epidemic!
[000:01:18;745] Well, at least
[000:01:18;745] it's all over now.
[000:01:20;647] ( gasps )
[000:01:22;049] Huh?
[000:01:23;750] Huh?!
[000:01:25;218] Huh?
[000:01:26;720] ( shouting in exasperation )
[000:01:28;989] ( breathing heavily )
[000:01:30;123] ( object whistles through air )
[000:01:33;694] Where is all this litter
[000:01:33;694] coming from?
[000:01:36;830] ( clears throat )
[000:01:41;001] Not on my watch.
[000:01:43;436] Sir, I will
[000:01:43;436] have you know
[000:01:44;905] it's against the law
[000:01:44;905] to litter.
[000:01:46;740] Ha! What are you
[000:01:46;740] going to do,
[000:01:48;441] call the police?
[000:01:50;811] Yes.
[000:01:55;548] ( cuffs clanking )
[000:01:58;185] How's it going,
[000:01:58;185] lieutenant?
[000:02:00;286] Well, let's just say
[000:02:00;286] I hope our litterbug there
[000:02:03;289] saved room
[000:02:03;289] for his just desserts.
[000:02:05;358] ( laughs )
[000:02:06;459] Yeah!
[000:02:07;560] Just desserts.
[000:02:10;030] Whatever.
[000:02:11;832] SpongeBob,
[000:02:11;832] don't you know
[000:02:11;832] who that is?
[000:02:13;767] SPONGEBOB:
[000:02:13;767] Who?
[000:02:14;735] That's the Tattletale Strangler!
[000:02:17;370] Who?
[000:02:18;171] The Tattletale Strangler!
[000:02:19;940] He's promised
[000:02:19;940] to strangle anyone
[000:02:21;708] who turns him in!
[000:02:23;777] ( growls angrily )
[000:02:26;579] He seems kind of angry with us,
[000:02:26;579] eh, Squidward?
[000:02:30;050] Squidward?
[000:02:31;051] Squidward!
[000:02:32;185] You're going
[000:02:32;185] to do time,
[000:02:32;185] Strangler.
[000:02:34;687] Hard time.
[000:02:36;022] Hi, officers.
[000:02:37;357] So he's going
[000:02:37;357] to jail, right?
[000:02:39;359] Who, Strangler?
[000:02:40;493] SPONGEBOB:
[000:02:40;493] Yeah, Strangler.
[000:02:42;095] OFFICER:
[000:02:42;095] Oh, yeah.
[000:02:43;163] He's going to jail
[000:02:43;163] for a long time.
[000:02:45;298] Hey, that looks
[000:02:45;298] like me!
[000:02:47;234] ( growling )
[000:02:52;739] ( screams )
[000:02:54;207] Don't worry,
[000:02:54;207] SpongeBob,
[000:02:55;876] he won't be able
[000:02:55;876] to strangle you.
[000:02:57;744] Yeah, we got him
[000:02:57;744] chained up
[000:02:57;744] real good.
[000:02:59;946] He'll never
[000:02:59;946] get away.
[000:03:01;248] Oops, not again.
[000:03:02;749] OFFICER:
[000:03:02;749] Yup, he got away.
[000:03:04;417] ( screams )
[000:03:05;485] ( thudding )
[000:03:06;753] You nice officers
[000:03:06;753] will protect me, right?
[000:03:10;590] We ain't bodyguards,
[000:03:10;590] kid.
[000:03:12;725] Yeah, give us
[000:03:12;725] a call
[000:03:14;194] if you see him
[000:03:14;194] again, tattletale.
[000:03:16;696] ( tires screeching )
[000:03:18;064] ( coughs )
[000:03:19;966] Those officers are right--
[000:03:19;966] I need a bodyguard.
[000:03:22;735] Mr. Krabs!
[000:03:25;038] There's a maniac
[000:03:25;038] after me.
[000:03:27;073] I need a bodyguard!
[000:03:28;741] ( laughs )
[000:03:31;077] I wasn't five-time
[000:03:31;077] golden claws in the navy
[000:03:34;247] for nothing.
[000:03:35;415] When he see
[000:03:35;415] me moves,
[000:03:36;817] he'll be
[000:03:36;817] running scared.
[000:03:38;718] So where is this
[000:03:38;718] little bully,
[000:03:40;720] down at the park?
[000:03:42;155] The soda shop?
[000:03:43;656] What does he
[000:03:43;656] look like, eh, boy?
[000:03:45;625] This would be him,
[000:03:45;625] Mr. Krabs.
[000:03:47;227] ( screams )
[000:03:48;261] The Tattletale Strangler!
[000:03:50;596] Go away, SpongeBob.
[000:03:52;165] Take your death cloud
[000:03:52;165] with you!
[000:03:55;135] ( no dialogue )
[000:03:59;806] ( jackhammer rattling )
[000:04:02;042] ( jackhammer rattling )
[000:04:03;409] ( screaming )
[000:04:05;879] Hold me!
[000:04:05;879] Hold me!
[000:04:09;382] That's it,
[000:04:09;382] I got to get out of town
[000:04:11;451] till I can find a bodyguard.
[000:04:13;019] MAN:
[000:04:13;019] Bodyguard, huh?
[000:04:14;321] Uh, I might be able
[000:04:14;321] to help you out.
[000:04:16;289] You don't understand,
[000:04:16;289] mister.
[000:04:17;924] I need protection from
[000:04:17;924] the scariest guy in town.
[000:04:20;793] Here's
[000:04:20;793] his picture.
[000:04:22;329] ( chuckles )
[000:04:23;629] He doesn't
[000:04:23;629] look so tough.
[000:04:25;065] I tattled on him,
[000:04:26;632] and now he wants
[000:04:26;632] to strangle me
[000:04:28;735] with his
[000:04:28;735] diabolical hands!
[000:04:30;503] I hope they're
[000:04:30;503] not dirty.
[000:04:33;907] ( laughs sinisterly )
[000:04:36;676] Huh?
[000:04:38;711] Uh-oh, there's too many
[000:04:38;711] witnesses around here.
[000:04:42;382] Listen, kid, I could
[000:04:42;382] be your bodyguard.
[000:04:45;352] Here's my card.
[000:04:46;552] Hmm...
[000:04:47;553] Looks good to me.
[000:04:49;322] You're hired!
[000:04:50;490] I feel safer already.
[000:04:50;490] What's next?
[000:04:52;658] Well, the maniac
[000:04:52;658] could be anywhere
[000:04:55;128] wearing a disguise.
[000:04:56;596] He could be
[000:04:56;596] that old man.
[000:04:58;231] Or that baby.
[000:04:59;299] Or that pebble!
[000:05:00;533] Or that stick.
[000:05:01;501] Or that receipt
[000:05:02;735] for the Phony Baloney
[000:05:02;735] Mustache Emporium.
[000:05:05;138] Huh? Uh,
[000:05:05;138] that's mine.
[000:05:06;439] Oh, bodyguard, my body is
[000:05:06;439] in your guarding hands.
[000:05:09;376] What do we do first?
[000:05:11;044] Uh... I suggest
[000:05:11;044] we go to a nice quiet,
[000:05:11;044] secluded location,
[000:05:14;747] like behind
[000:05:14;747] an old dumpster,
[000:05:14;747] or a dark alley.
[000:05:17;384] We could go to my house
[000:05:18;718] and turn off
[000:05:18;718] all the lights.
[000:05:20;220] Perfect.
[000:05:21;654] That way no one
[000:05:21;654] could hear you
[000:05:21;654] being strangled--
[000:05:24;224] I mean, uh, uh, protected.
[000:05:26;159] ( laughs maniacally )
[000:05:27;860] Perfect.
[000:05:29;930] Yes, excellent.
[000:05:32;532] ( both laughing maniacally )
[000:05:34;734] ( both laughing louder )
[000:05:42;875] Ah, but first
[000:05:42;875] I got to do a few errands.
[000:05:45;211] Uh, okay, but let's
[000:05:45;211] make it quick.
[000:05:47;080] "Quick" is my middle name.
[000:05:49;950] Let's see, paper towels.
[000:05:52;018] This one says,
[000:05:52;018] "Best paper towel around."
[000:05:54;988] This one says,
[000:05:54;988] "Best paper towel in town."
[000:05:57;590] Hmm.
[000:05:58;591] "In town."
[000:05:59;592] "Around."
[000:06:00;593] "In town."
[000:06:02;662] "Around."
[000:06:03;896] What do you think,
[000:06:03;896] bodyguard?
[000:06:05;665] Whatever gets us
[000:06:05;665] to your house quicker.
[000:06:08;101] I'll take both!
[000:06:10;036] Here you go,
[000:06:10;036] Mr. SquarePants.
[000:06:12;105] Hmm...
[000:06:13;639] Is there something wrong?
[000:06:14;907] I'm not sure if
[000:06:14;907] these are my pants.
[000:06:18;144] ( groans )
[000:06:21;381] ( sniffs )
[000:06:23;049] How about this one,
[000:06:23;049] bodyguard?
[000:06:24;650] Too overbearing?
[000:06:25;785] Can we just go to your house?
[000:06:29;822] Here we are,
[000:06:29;822] SquarePants Manor.
[000:06:31;891] Bodyguard, let me just
[000:06:31;891] take this opportunity
[000:06:34;461] to say you're the best bodyguard
[000:06:34;461] a fellow could hope to have.
[000:06:38;198] All right, enough
[000:06:38;198] of the sappy talk.
[000:06:40;566] Open the door
[000:06:40;566] so I can strangle you...
[000:06:43;036] I mean, uh, choke you...
[000:06:44;471] I mean, uh, crush
[000:06:44;471] your windpipe... I mean...
[000:06:46;873] "Protect me"?
[000:06:47;740] Thanks.
[000:06:48;774] Don't mention it,
[000:06:48;774] Strangler...
[000:06:50;377] ( gasps )
[000:06:51;311] I mean "bodyguard."
[000:06:52;379] Now, where
[000:06:52;379] did I put my key?
[000:06:53;913] ( growls )
[000:06:57;083] ( growling
[000:06:57;083] and sizzling )
[000:06:58;451] Well, I can't
[000:06:58;451] find them.
[000:07:00;253] Do you want
[000:07:00;253] to take a look?
[000:07:01;687] Forget the key!
[000:07:04;024] Let's climb
[000:07:04;024] through this window.
[000:07:05;758] ( grunts )
[000:07:06;692] I can't reach it.
[000:07:08;161] Can you hop up
[000:07:08;161] on my shoulders, kid?
[000:07:10;196] Sure.
[000:07:11;531] With these spiky cleats,
[000:07:11;531] anything is possible.
[000:07:14;534] ( grunts )
[000:07:15;468] "Cleats"?
[000:07:16;802] ( screams )
[000:07:18;338] Get your feet
[000:07:18;338] out of my eye sockets!
[000:07:20;373] I'm trying, but my cleats
[000:07:20;373] are stuck in your corneas!
[000:07:24;144] ( screaming )
[000:07:28;948] Get off! Get off!
[000:07:33;453] ( screaming )
[000:07:35;888] Oh, oh, oh!
[000:07:38;591] ( pops )
[000:07:40;460] Don't be mad,
[000:07:40;460] bodyguard.
[000:07:42;395] Let me just grab the key
[000:07:42;395] I keep under the mat
[000:07:44;864] and we can get inside.
[000:07:47;900] ( growls )
[000:07:48;901] ( explosion )
[000:07:49;902] There you are,
[000:07:49;902] you little rascal.
[000:07:51;771] Now to put it in the lock,
[000:07:53;273] which should activate
[000:07:53;273] the tumblers,
[000:07:55;442] thus opening the door.
[000:07:56;943] Step inside...
[000:07:59;446] Close the door...
[000:08:02;915] Well, here we are.
[000:08:04;551] I finally got you all alone!
[000:08:08;321] ( laughing maniacally )
[000:08:11;291] I know, isn't it great?
[000:08:13;726] ( both laughing )
[000:08:20;066] Ooh!
[000:08:22;335] Now you're going to
[000:08:22;335] get yours, tattletale!
[000:08:26;139] Surprise!
[000:08:26;139] Surprise!
[000:08:26;139] Surprise!
[000:08:26;139] Surprise!
[000:08:28;441] ( cheering )
[000:08:30;143] A surprise party
[000:08:30;143] to celebrate
[000:08:33;679] my perfect on-time
[000:08:33;679] percentage at work?
[000:08:36;416] Oh, how'd you guys know?
[000:08:38;050] It's on the invitations
[000:08:38;050] you sent us.
[000:08:40;520] Let's boogie!
[000:08:42;054] ( partygoers cheering )
[000:08:44;491] ( beach party music plays )
[000:08:51;097] SPONGEBOB:
[000:08:51;097] Bye, everybody,
[000:08:51;097] thanks for coming!
[000:08:53;433] Bye, Mr. Krabs, bye, Plankton,
[000:08:53;433] bye, Sandy, bye, Larry,
[000:08:56;369] bye, Pearl, bye, Mrs. Puff, bye,
[000:08:56;369] Squidward, bye, the rest.
[000:08:59;739] ( stampeding )
[000:09:01;974] ( laughs )
[000:09:03;510] ( sighs )
[000:09:04;410] Alone at last.
[000:09:06;146] Huh? What? What?
[000:09:08;881] So we're
[000:09:08;881] all alone now?
[000:09:11;784] Just you, me
[000:09:11;784] and the floorboards.
[000:09:14;120] ( laughing maniacally )
[000:09:17;357] ( laughing ):
[000:09:17;357] Yeah!
[000:09:20;059] ( both laughing )
[000:09:22;562] ( knocking )
[000:09:23;896] ALL:
[000:09:23;896] Happy birthday,
[000:09:23;896] SpongeBob!
[000:09:27;233] How did you guys know
[000:09:27;233] today is my birthday?
[000:09:29;502] We just do what
[000:09:29;502] the invitations say.
[000:09:32;472] Let's boogie
[000:09:32;472] some more!
[000:09:34;674] ( crowd cheers )
[000:09:36;209] ( beach party music resumes )
[000:09:45;185] Thanks for coming!
[000:09:47;387] Whew!
[000:09:48;454] ( laughs )
[000:09:49;422] Alone again.
[000:09:50;390] Is it true?
[000:09:51;591] Everybody's gone?
[000:09:52;925] Uh-huh.
[000:09:53;959] No more
[000:09:53;959] parties today?
[000:09:55;395] You've got everything
[000:09:55;395] you need now?
[000:09:57;297] Nobody's left,
[000:09:57;297] we're completely alone?
[000:09:59;399] Oh, yeah.
[000:10:00;766] In that case...
[000:10:02;502] ( laughs maniacally )
[000:10:04;770] Great parties, huh?
[000:10:06;206] Oh!
[000:10:07;240] Sorry, tubby,
[000:10:07;240] you got to go.
[000:10:09;041] Wait, we can
[000:10:09;041] trust Patrick.
[000:10:10;776] He's my best friend.
[000:10:12;278] Well, uh, I can't
[000:10:12;278] take any chances.
[000:10:14;180] For all we know, uh,
[000:10:14;180] he could be the Strangler.
[000:10:16;683] I'm the Strangler?!
[000:10:18;384] Oh, I should have known!
[000:10:20;086] I got to turn myself in!
[000:10:21;654] ( panting )
[000:10:22;788] ( crashes )
[000:10:25;057] So Patrick's
[000:10:25;057] the Strangler.
[000:10:27;860] Gee, you think
[000:10:27;860] you know a guy.
[000:10:29;462] He's not the Strangler!
[000:10:31;297] He's not?
[000:10:32;398] ( tearing )
[000:10:33;366] I am!
[000:10:35;468] Hey, how'd you do that
[000:10:35;468] without shaving cream?
[000:10:38;070] Oh, it's a fake,
[000:10:38;070] you idiot!
[000:10:39;672] I bought it at
[000:10:39;672] the party store!
[000:10:41;407] Did someone
[000:10:41;407] say "party"?
[000:10:43;543] ( screams )
[000:10:44;944] ( crashes )
[000:10:46;346] I can't take it!
[000:10:49;115] Wait, bodyguard,
[000:10:49;115] I need protection!
[000:10:51;284] Step on it!
[000:10:52;452] I'm being chased by a maniac!
[000:10:54;220] ( tires screeching )
[000:10:55;288] I'm not safe!
[000:10:56;789] Come back!
[000:10:58;190] ( tires screeching )
[000:11:01;927] ( gasps )
[000:11:02;928] Finally! Away from that guy.
[000:11:04;464] SPONGEBOB:
[000:11:04;464] Good idea,
[000:11:04;464] bodyguard.
[000:11:06;098] He'll never
[000:11:06;098] find us up here.
[000:11:07;700] ( screams )
[000:11:13;473] SPONGEBOB:
[000:11:13;473] Good thinking, bodyguard.
[000:11:15;475] The Strangler could have been
[000:11:15;475] on that plane.
[000:11:19;078] ( screams )
[000:11:20;713] Bodyguard!
[000:11:20;713] Bodyguard!
[000:11:22;315] Look, kid...
[000:11:24;717] I'm not your bodyguard!
[000:11:27;487] ( sobbing )
[000:11:29;221] ( sobbing ):
[000:11:29;221] I'm the Strangler.
[000:11:31;524] See?
[000:11:33;959] ( screams )
[000:11:35;127] The Strangler!
[000:11:36;629] Good work,
[000:11:36;629] SpongeBob.
[000:11:38;364] You put the Strangler
[000:11:38;364] behind bars.
[000:11:41;000] At least I'm safe
[000:11:41;000] from that yellow idiot.
[000:11:44;069] PATRICK:
[000:11:44;069] Hey, Mack.
[000:11:45;338] What are you in for?