[000:00:11;244] ( humming )
[000:00:14;047] ♪ Stitch one, pearl two ♪
[000:00:15;983] ♪ Da da de doo ♪
[000:00:17;517] ♪ Da day de da ♪
[000:00:18;885] ♪ De doh ♪
[000:00:19;820] What's that smell?
[000:00:21;321] The register?
[000:00:24;691] Forty-nine, oh...
[000:00:26;860] eight?!
[000:00:28;128] That's a penny short!
[000:00:29;462] ( cries )
[000:00:30;530] Oh, no.
[000:00:31;498] Not a penny.
[000:00:32;532] Help! Somebody, help us.
[000:00:34;501] It's just a
[000:00:34;501] penny, sir.
[000:00:37;804] It doesn't
[000:00:37;804] matter.
[000:00:38;972] Doesn't matter?
[000:00:40;473] It's money that makes
[000:00:40;473] the world go round, boy.
[000:00:43;043] It's money
[000:00:44;344] that keeps your pants square.
[000:00:45;879] It's money that keeps Squidward
[000:00:45;879] in frilly soap.
[000:00:48;882] ( sniffing )
[000:00:49;983] Lilac!
[000:00:51;652] It's money that paid
[000:00:51;652] for all them renovations we did.
[000:00:54;755] Oh, nothing
[000:00:55;922] in all the seven seas could
[000:00:55;922] matter more.
[000:00:58;458] Not even that...
[000:00:59;660] Hmm?
[000:01:00;927] ...scrumptious, curvy cutie.
[000:01:05;065] I see her, Mr. Krabs.
[000:01:06;967] A crabby patty with cheese.
[000:01:08;902] The classic.
[000:01:10;070] Not the sandwich, boy.
[000:01:11;672] The curvy cutie
[000:01:11;672] holding the sandwich.
[000:01:14;374] SPONGEBOB:
[000:01:14;374] Hey!
[000:01:16;209] That's my driving
[000:01:16;209] teacher, Mrs. Puff.
[000:01:18;378] Mrs. Puff?
[000:01:20;013] Aw, she's married.
[000:01:22;415] Oh, no, Mr. Krabs.
[000:01:23;483] She's single.
[000:01:24;484] Then what happened
[000:01:24;484] to Mr. Puff?
[000:01:28;221] She doesn't like
[000:01:28;221] to talk about it.
[000:01:29;622] Oh, what I wouldn't give
[000:01:31;124] to have a lass like that
[000:01:31;124] on me claw.
[000:01:33;293] Hey, I know!
[000:01:34;594] Why don't I take
[000:01:34;594] you over and
[000:01:34;594] introduce you?
[000:01:36;429] No, no, no,
[000:01:36;429] I'm-I'm too old, boy.
[000:01:39;299] Too hard-shelled for love.
[000:01:41;334] Besides,
[000:01:41;334] I ain't properly dressed.
[000:01:43;336] Aw...
[000:01:44;537] come on, Mr. Krabs.
[000:01:45;739] You look great.
[000:01:45;739] ( fly buzzing )
[000:01:47;240] You wait here while
[000:01:47;240] I go break the ice.
[000:01:49;876] SpongeBob, no, wait!
[000:01:51;078] I'm too nervous!
[000:01:52;312] Ooh!
[000:01:53;479] Hi, Mrs. Puff.
[000:01:55;916] ( screaming ):
[000:01:55;916] Ahh!
[000:01:56;917] Hit the brakes, SpongeBob.
[000:01:58;585] Watch the tree!
[000:01:59;652] ( screaming )
[000:02:00;587] Wait, Mrs. Puff.
[000:02:01;755] We're not driving.
[000:02:03;090] Oh, I'm sorry, SpongeBob.
[000:02:05;125] I didn't expect
[000:02:05;125] to see you here.
[000:02:07;660] I work here,
[000:02:07;660] Mrs. Puff.
[000:02:08;895] Want to meet
[000:02:08;895] my boss?
[000:02:10;030] Well, I'm not...
[000:02:11;598] Don't move.
[000:02:13;033] ( groaning ):
[000:02:13;033] Oh!
[000:02:14;400] Mrs. Puff, I'd like
[000:02:14;400] to introduce you to Mr...
[000:02:18;772] Mrs. Puff, I'd like
[000:02:18;772] to introduce you
[000:02:21;041] to my boss, Mr. Krabs.
[000:02:22;542] Uh... hello.
[000:02:24;477] ( quivering )
[000:02:25;478] Psst! Mr. Krabs,
[000:02:25;478] say hello.
[000:02:27;580] ( muttering )
[000:02:30;717] No, no, Mr. Krabs.
[000:02:32;052] Just say hello.
[000:02:34;320] ( strangled groan )
[000:02:35;789] Hmm, perhaps another time
[000:02:35;789] would be...
[000:02:38;291] ( shouting ):
[000:02:38;291] No!
[000:02:39;659] Wait. He's
[000:02:39;659] trying to tell
[000:02:39;659] you something.
[000:02:41;494] Mr. Krabs...
[000:02:43;329] ( speaking gibberish )
[000:02:46;032] I don't understand.
[000:02:48;769] ( speaking gibberish )
[000:02:51;471] Oh!
[000:02:52;773] I think Mr.
[000:02:52;773] Krabs is saying
[000:02:54;174] that he'd like to...
[000:02:55;375] hit you with a rake.
[000:02:56;810] Goodness!
[000:02:57;944] No!
[000:02:59;512] ( speaking gibberish )
[000:03:01;248] Try to guess
[000:03:01;248] your weight.
[000:03:02;415] Well!
[000:03:03;349] ( speaking gibberish )
[000:03:04;751] No, wait.
[000:03:05;919] He wants to take you...
[000:03:07;053] ( speaking gibberish )
[000:03:08;755] on a date!
[000:03:10;423] Uh!
[000:03:13;326] Is that true, Mr. Krabs?
[000:03:15;128] Do you want to take me
[000:03:15;128] on a date?
[000:03:17;530] Aye.
[000:03:18;965] What do you say?
[000:03:21;401] What do I say?
[000:03:22;735] ( laughs )
[000:03:24;070] I say, you have a way
[000:03:24;070] with words, Mr. Krabs.
[000:03:29;742] I still got it.
[000:03:31;344] ( laughs )
[000:03:32;879] SPONGEBOB:
[000:03:32;879] Ready for your
[000:03:32;879] date, Mr. Krabs?
[000:03:34;848] I'm always ready when
[000:03:34;848] it comes to dating, lad.
[000:03:38;251] SPONGEBOB:
[000:03:38;251] Breath spray?
[000:03:39;286] Check.
[000:03:40;287] Lucky hanky?
[000:03:41;421] Check.
[000:03:42;588] Giant rusty anchor?
[000:03:44;057] Uh, anchor. Anchor?
[000:03:46;259] I can't find me giant
[000:03:46;259] rusty anchor!
[000:03:48;261] Ahh!
[000:03:49;395] Relax, Mr. Krabs.
[000:03:50;964] Just a little joke.
[000:03:52;299] Good luck with you-know-who.
[000:03:55;268] Who's that?
[000:03:56;536] Mrs. Puff.
[000:03:57;938] Oh, yeah.
[000:03:59;105] Well, wish me luck, lad.
[000:04:01;274] MRS. PUFF:
[000:04:01;274] Oh, Mr. Krabs!
[000:04:04;377] This dinner has been
[000:04:04;377] so wonderful!
[000:04:07;347] The coral was cooked
[000:04:07;347] to perfection.
[000:04:09;916] ( laughs )
[000:04:11;051] I don't think
[000:04:11;051] I could eat another bite.
[000:04:13;920] Oh, I doubt that, my
[000:04:13;920] little shrimp boat.
[000:04:16;823] ( giggles )
[000:04:17;924] You're spoiling me, Mr. Krabs.
[000:04:19;592] I mean
[000:04:21;661] foot rubs between courses.
[000:04:23;897] Caricatures.
[000:04:25;431] Imported music.
[000:04:27;934] ( playing lounge music )
[000:04:33;907] Nothing's too good for you,
[000:04:33;907] my prickly peach.
[000:04:37;043] Oh, what I'm trying to tell you,
[000:04:37;043] Mr. Krabs is...
[000:04:40;580] Uh, sir, your fancy pantsy
[000:04:40;580] limousine is here.
[000:04:43;350] Wonderful!
[000:04:44;584] Puffily-poo, your
[000:04:44;584] chariot awaits!
[000:04:46;552] Well...
[000:04:47;787] ( whistles )
[000:04:48;922] ( screaming )
[000:04:48;922] Ahh!
[000:04:50;423] You'll never have to walk again,
[000:04:50;423] my little lobster bib.
[000:04:54;060] ( sighs ):
[000:04:54;060] Aye.
[000:04:56;296] Your bill, sir.
[000:04:57;530] What?!
[000:04:59;332] One hundred dollars!
[000:05:01;501] Well, this can't
[000:05:01;501] possibly be correct.
[000:05:03;937] Oh, my mistake, sir.
[000:05:05;205] Thank you for pointing that out.
[000:05:06;773] This is your bill.
[000:05:09;475] ( screaming )
[000:05:14;180] ( crying )
[000:05:16;016] I don't understand,
[000:05:16;016] Mr. Krabs.
[000:05:17;583] How can you spend
[000:05:17;583] $100,000 in one night?
[000:05:21;421] Oh, SpongeBob
[000:05:23;523] I couldn't help but spend
[000:05:23;523] every cent I had on her!
[000:05:27;727] I couldn't control myself!
[000:05:29;963] What are you going to do?
[000:05:31;097] I don't know, boy.
[000:05:32;332] I've got another date tomorrow.
[000:05:34;500] I'm caught in the middle
[000:05:34;500] of me two great loves--
[000:05:38;371] sweet Mrs. Puff
[000:05:38;371] and the rest of me money.
[000:05:41;741] ( crying )
[000:05:44;577] I wish there was some way
[000:05:44;577] I could help.
[000:05:46;546] Perhaps there is, boy.
[000:05:50;483] I'm putting you in charge
[000:05:50;483] of me money.
[000:05:53;619] I don't get it, Mr. Krabs.
[000:05:55;155] You come with me
[000:05:55;155] on the date
[000:05:57;590] and don't let me spend
[000:05:57;590] any money.
[000:06:00;560] Now remember, we keep it cheap
[000:06:00;560] by going to the park.
[000:06:04;064] And no matter how much
[000:06:04;064] I ask you
[000:06:06;199] you don't give me
[000:06:06;199] any of me money.
[000:06:08;268] Now give me a dollar.
[000:06:09;602] Nope.
[000:06:10;603] Good boy!
[000:06:11;604] You'll do fine.
[000:06:12;939] Who is it?
[000:06:14;407] It's me, my
[000:06:14;407] beautiful bell buoy!
[000:06:18;478] ( giggling )
[000:06:20;046] Just a minute.
[000:06:21;114] Flowers!
[000:06:22;115] Flowers, boy!
[000:06:23;149] Go get flowers!
[000:06:24;150] But you said...
[000:06:25;085] SpongeBob, you can't call
[000:06:26;386] on a classy lady
[000:06:26;386] like Mrs. Puff empty-handed.
[000:06:28;554] We ain't talking
[000:06:28;554] about this... or this.
[000:06:31;324] We're talking
[000:06:31;324] about this.
[000:06:33;059] Almost ready.
[000:06:34;760] Hurry, boy, get
[000:06:34;760] the flowers!
[000:06:36;363] Mrs. Puff.
[000:06:37;930] You're as beautiful
[000:06:37;930] as ever.
[000:06:40;233] ( laughs )
[000:06:41;334] That's funny.
[000:06:42;635] I thought I heard
[000:06:42;635] SpongeBob's voice.
[000:06:44;504] Uh... you did.
[000:06:46;006] He'll be right back.
[000:06:47;273] He's our personal assistant
[000:06:47;273] for the day.
[000:06:49;609] Oh.
[000:06:50;610] Excuse me.
[000:06:52;278] I have to call
[000:06:52;278] my insurance agent.
[000:06:54;714] My beautiful Puff.
[000:06:57;850] ( sighing )
[000:07:00;487] SPONGEBOB:
[000:07:00;487] Mrs. Krabs...
[000:07:01;687] I got the flowers
[000:07:01;687] you wanted.
[000:07:03;123] What's that?
[000:07:03;123] I got the flowers
[000:07:03;123] for Mrs. Puff.
[000:07:05;225] We had an agreement, boy.
[000:07:06;726] You ain't supposed to spend
[000:07:06;726] any of me money.
[000:07:09;262] But you said...
[000:07:10;363] MRS. PUFF:
[000:07:10;363] ♪ Here I come! ♪
[000:07:11;564] For you, Mrs. Puff.
[000:07:14;034] Oh, flowers.
[000:07:16;002] Oh, how thoughtful!
[000:07:18;604] And here's a box of chocolates.
[000:07:22;875] SpongeBob, where's
[000:07:22;875] the chocolates?
[000:07:24;377] Mr. Krabs, the budget
[000:07:24;377] doesn't allow for...
[000:07:26;546] ( whispering ):
[000:07:26;546] SpongeBob, you can't go
[000:07:26;546] to Mrs. Puff's house
[000:07:29;149] without chocolates.
[000:07:30;683] Hurry, hurry!
[000:07:32;285] I bought the biggest box
[000:07:32;285] they had.
[000:07:34;454] Buy, buy, buy.
[000:07:35;422] Spend, spend, spend.
[000:07:36;556] Is that all you
[000:07:36;556] can think about?
[000:07:38;324] Oh, Eugene!
[000:07:39;526] Here's those chocolates
[000:07:39;526] I bought for you.
[000:07:42;795] What are we doing today,
[000:07:42;795] Mrs. Puff?
[000:07:45;565] Dinner? Dancing?
[000:07:46;899] A trip to the moon?
[000:07:48;468] Psst! Mr. Krabs...
[000:07:50;103] we're just going for a walk
[000:07:50;103] in the park, remember?
[000:07:52;372] Actually, a
[000:07:52;372] walk in the park
[000:07:52;372] sounds perfect.
[000:07:55;075] It's a beautiful day.
[000:07:56;276] I'll just need
[000:07:56;276] to get a sun hat and...
[000:07:58;378] Mrs. Puff needs a
[000:07:58;378] sun hat, SpongeBob.
[000:08:00;447] Oh, I think she...
[000:08:02;148] The sun is beating
[000:08:02;148] down on poor Mrs.
[000:08:02;148] Puff's head.
[000:08:04;016] As your financial advisor,
[000:08:04;016] I suggest...
[000:08:05;685] There's not time
[000:08:05;685] for suggestions.
[000:08:08;088] Go buy a hat!
[000:08:09;089] But...
[000:08:09;089] Today!
[000:08:10;056] Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.
[000:08:11;924] I'll shade you.
[000:08:13;159] SpongeBob, hurry!
[000:08:14;594] One shady hat.
[000:08:16;062] Good job, that.
[000:08:17;097] Oh, well... thank you
[000:08:19;031] but you didn't need
[000:08:19;031] to buy one.
[000:08:21;634] I have a hat in the closet.
[000:08:24;070] Didn't need
[000:08:24;070] to buy one!
[000:08:27;440] You hear that, boy?
[000:08:28;908] We didn't need
[000:08:28;908] to buy a hat.
[000:08:30;676] Aren't you supposed
[000:08:30;676] to be saving me money?
[000:08:33;113] I'm trying, Mr. Krabs
[000:08:34;547] but you keep telling me
[000:08:34;547] to buy things for Mrs. Puff.
[000:08:37;917] It's all really confusing.
[000:08:40;820] SpongeBob, I'm sorry.
[000:08:43;055] This is my fault.
[000:08:44;857] I'm not thinking
[000:08:44;857] clearly.
[000:08:47;494] I'm making a sailor's promise,
[000:08:47;494] boy.
[000:08:49;962] From this moment on
[000:08:51;431] I won't ask you to buy anything
[000:08:51;431] for Mrs. Puff.
[000:08:56;936] SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff needs
[000:08:56;936] a new fur coat!
[000:08:59;905] ( breathing heavily )
[000:09:02;275] You're spending all me money!
[000:09:03;976] Puffy needs a new pair of shoes.
[000:09:06;346] ( breathing heavily )
[000:09:08;047] You're breaking me, boy!
[000:09:09;415] She needs fine jewelry!
[000:09:11;551] ( panting )
[000:09:12;585] Not that fine!
[000:09:14;354] SpongeBob!
[000:09:15;455] SpongeBob!
[000:09:16;489] SpongeBob!
[000:09:17;657] SpongeBob!
[000:09:18;658] SpongeBob!
[000:09:19;659] SpongeBob!
[000:09:21;761] ( repeating ):
[000:09:21;761] SpongeBob! SpongeBob...
[000:09:27;167] ( gasping )
[000:09:28;368] SpongeBob, I'm glad
[000:09:28;368] I caught you.
[000:09:30;303] I want you to
[000:09:30;303] buy Mrs. Puff...
[000:09:31;837] Wait!
[000:09:33;072] Don't tell me!
[000:09:34;541] You want me to run down
[000:09:34;541] to the store
[000:09:36;709] and buy Mrs. Puff something
[000:09:36;709] she doesn't need.
[000:09:39;879] Then you want me
[000:09:39;879] to run back here
[000:09:42;014] so you can say,
[000:09:42;014] "Aye, SpongeBob.
[000:09:44;217] You're spending all me money."
[000:09:46;219] And then I'll say
[000:09:47;487] "But Mr. Krabs,
[000:09:47;487] I'm only doing what you said!"
[000:09:50;623] Then you'll say
[000:09:51;957] "We're not talking
[000:09:51;957] about this or this.
[000:09:54;694] We're talking about this!"
[000:09:56;762] ( gasping )
[000:09:57;997] But lad, this
[000:09:57;997] time's different.
[000:10:00;500] Mrs. Puff
[000:10:00;500] needs this.
[000:10:03;236] Are we going to the park soon?
[000:10:06;272] Please, lad?
[000:10:07;507] I'm begging you.
[000:10:08;874] I'm a lonely old
[000:10:08;874] crustacean
[000:10:10;677] who's found love.
[000:10:12;278] Don't let me
[000:10:12;278] lose her.
[000:10:14;080] ( crying )
[000:10:15;147] Mr. Krabs, don't.
[000:10:16;882] Don't cry, Mr. Krabs.
[000:10:18;484] Come on.
[000:10:19;652] Okay, I'm going to get it, see?
[000:10:22;188] Cheer up, Mr. Krabs.
[000:10:23;789] Here's that washing machine
[000:10:23;789] you wanted.
[000:10:25;991] Cheer up?
[000:10:27;594] How can I cheer up...
[000:10:29;262] when you're spending all
[000:10:29;262] me hard-earned cash?!
[000:10:32;398] See? You just did it again!
[000:10:33;933] Lad, I can't help it
[000:10:36;202] if you're loose with
[000:10:36;202] other people's money.
[000:10:39;639] Do you think Mrs. Puff
[000:10:39;639] will need a dryer
[000:10:41;341] to go along with that?
[000:10:43;343] Well, Mr. Krabs
[000:10:44;644] do you want to know
[000:10:44;644] what I think?
[000:10:47;247] ( SpongeBob screaming
[000:10:47;247] in gibberish )
[000:10:50;916] Mr. Krabs.
[000:10:52;452] ( speaking gibberish )
[000:10:56;155] Oh.
[000:10:57;657] Mr. Krabs' wallet.
[000:10:59;859] ( muttering )
[000:11:05;398] I didn't know
[000:11:05;398] SpongeBob had such
[000:11:05;398] a colorful vocabulary.
[000:11:09;235] Actually, there's
[000:11:09;235] something I'd like to
[000:11:09;235] say, too, Mr. Krabs.
[000:11:13;506] I'm afraid I
[000:11:13;506] just don't feel
[000:11:13;506] comfortable
[000:11:16;643] accepting all
[000:11:16;643] these gifts.
[000:11:19;178] I'd rather go dutch.
[000:11:21;581] If you don't mind.
[000:11:23;048] Okay.
[000:11:24;417] You're a very sweet man,
[000:11:24;417] Mr. Krabs.
[000:11:27;853] Oh!